The Cinnamon Stick of Truth

The Cinnamon Stick of Truth


“Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion. Darkness falls as the humans beg their King to save them. A noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard. For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers. But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans’ most treasured relic – the Stick of Truth.But the tides of war are soon to change, as news of a new kid spreads throughout the land. In order to save the humans, the Grand Wizard must get to the new kid – before the drow elves can manipulate his mind and USE him to take the sacred relic from human hands. For whomever controls the Stick… controls the universe… “

South Park: The Stick of Truth truly brings the world of South Park Colorado to life. Bringing all of the cast from across all seasons of the TV series and throwing players right into all the madness. You’ll find yourself fighting against Elves, Meth addicts, Giant ants, Nazi zombies and so much more. And at the heart of all the struggles you’ll face lies the Stick of Truth. To celebrate this mighty artifacts power, we have concocted this sweet cocktail to aid in your journey.


  • 1 cup long-grain white rice, rinsed
  • 4 ounces of dark rum
  • 1 cinnamon stick, broken into pieces, plus more for garnish
  • 1/2 cup sugar or to taste
  • 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon


Combine the cinnamon stick and rice with 4 cups water in a blender; pulse to coarse grind. Move contents to a bowl and add another 4 cups of water. soak at room temperature for 3 hours.

In a blender puree the mixture until smooth then strain through a fine sieve into a pitcher. Mix in sugar and rum; chill.

Serve in a low ball glass and garnish with a cinnamon stick and a pinch of ground cinnamon.